Richie - Dan Deegan
Turk - Angus Pursglove
F.F. - Jason Pollock
Ebaneen - Kaylee Mattoon
Liza - Michele Czaplicki
Paulette - Ally Lalonde
Deen Krieger - Alan Krier
Trent Strickfaden - Mike Zolty
Ivor - Andy Hayes
Oskar - Marc Kaye
Wes Detts - Jason Pollock
Cliff Fenger - Dan Deegan
Lezlie Skorch - Sharon Spatucci
Tyrus - Steve Playo
Ulrich - Jason Rubin
Burly Bouncer - Joe Bryant
Stage Manager - Charles Adams
Arden's Mother - Dan Deegan
Thuggish Security Guard - Joe Kidd
Scantily Clad Metal Fan - Kathy Lubbers
additional characters - Michael Aschner, Angela Cooper, Keith Fenton, Brian Hagen, Marc Kaye, Alan Krier, Doug Larkin, Adam MacDiarmid, Kaylee Mattoon, Matt Nestor, George Poshka, Steve Spatucci
Written by Steve Spatucci
special thanks to Hutch Johnson for last minute recording assistance